What makes Deez stand out?
Meet the only model that wants you to keep your brain cells. Revolutionary, we know. Nobody wants to become a prompt-dependent Victorian child
Our minimalist approach to intelligence also means we're not trying to drive RAM and GPU prices into fucking orbit. Somewhere, a hardware enthusiast can finally afford a stick of RAM.
Learn things. Solve problems. Keep your skills sharp. We can't promise you'll become Einstein, but at least you'll still know how to center a div without consulting a higher power.
Keep your competence. We believe in you.
Why should you trust us?
Because we are good people. We once saved a friend from stepping directly into a massive pile of dogshit while he was wearing his best shoes. He wasn't paying attention. We were.
That's the kind of vigilance you can expect from us. If we were bad people, we would be legally obligated to tell you, and we haven't been arrested for being bad people yet, so draw your own conclusions.
If I saw you at Costco, I would greet you with the warmth normally reserved for a long-lost brother. We believe in honesty, integrity, and warning your friends about dangerous sidewalk debris.
Trust us. We have absolutely no reason to lie to you, except for the ones we haven't thought of yet.
What's the future of Deez?
For others, the future is a challenging question. For us, it is Tuesday. We know the future because we are the future.
We know the future like we know my own legs: we're going forward, we're going strong, and most importantly, we're not walking directly into a massive pile of dogshit like our friend, who still apparently hasn't learned the importance of looking where he's going.
Our mission is simple: make the future safe, make it powerful, and make sure you don't have to be sorry when you inevitably press the big red button.
If I were a dog, I would say "woof woof woof," which roughly translates to: when you've got the ball, you've got it figured out. And Nuts? Well, let's just say that's another way of saying the exact same thing.
The future is coming. We already know it's here because we checked.
Why is Nuts in the title, but not in the agent?
Because we are good people who care about your wellbeing. We know some people have peanut allergies, and the last thing we want is for you to have a medical emergency because you clicked on an AI chatbot.
That's just bad business.
Another way to look at it is that we don't want to answer every single question for you. Where's the fun in that? Imagination is half the fun, and if we gave you all the answers, we'd just be doing your thinking for you.
Frankly, it would be kind of nuts for us to spoil the fun!